Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Spooky Jokes

1. What's worse than being a 1000 pound witch?
Being her broom!

2. What does a vampire do when he has a cold?
He takes coffin medicine!

3. What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
Meals on wheels.

4. Why did Count Dracula take out a subscription to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had good circulation.

Happy haunting...

~ Donna Colson, Westfield Athenaeum

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