Friday, October 26, 2007

Somewhat Scary Jokes - Beware!


Somewhat Scary, Slightly Silly, and Some-might-say Stupid Halloween Jokes taken from The Usborne Book of Monster Jokes, c.2004.

· What did Dr. Jekyll say when he heard a knock at the door?


“Just a minute, I’m changing!”


· What do you call the sticky stuff between Godzilla’s teeth?


Tourists.


· What do you get if you cross a monster with a computer?


A big mac.


Ha Ha Ha!


~ Jenny Kinder, Library Assistant, Children's Department, East Longmeadow Public Library

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